Voting in the Round of 32 ended August 17, 2018.

Round of 32 - Legally Simpson

Argued..as a lawyer v. law-talking guy

  • 46.81% - I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.  
  • 53.19% - That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.

kinda ran over his dog v. NeverEnding Story

  • 48.59% - "Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Snider He's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Except replace the word kinda with repeatedly, and the word dog with son."
  • 51.11% - Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The NeverEnding Story".

Wearing a belt v. No, money down!

  • 32.56% - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you.
  • 67.44% - No, money down! Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo here either.

All he could eat? v. And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

  • 56.82% - Do these sound like the actions of a man who had "all he could eat?"
  • 43.18% - This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

Round of 32 - Homerisms

S-M-R-T v. Salad

  • 56.41% - I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
  • 43.59% - You don’t win friends with salad.

Takes two to lie v. Never try

  • 15.38% - It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.  
  • 84.62% - You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.

Sexy Flanders v. Wearing a towel

  • 46.15% - Stupid sexy Flanders.  
  • 53.85% - You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

Cause/solution v. 'you're making a scene'

  • 66.67% - To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.  
  • 33.33% - For once maybe someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'

Round of 32 - Series Regulars

Coming up Milhouse v. Excellent

  • 48.65% - Everything's coming up Milhouse!
  • 51.35% - Excellent!

Release the hounds v. the "blurst" of times?

  • 59.46% - Smithers, release the hounds
  • 40.54% - It was the best of times, it was the "blurst" of times? You stupid monkey!

It's the children who are wrong v. Dental Plan!

  • 62.16% - Am I so out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong.
  • 37.84% - Dental Plan! (Lisa needs braces)

Hook it to my veins! v. They sing without flungers, cabdablers, and smendlers!

  • 70.27% - Just hook it to my veins!
  • 29.73% - Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing. They're not sad at all. They're actually singing. They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders. They sing without flungers, cabdabblers, and smendlers!

Round of 32 - Bit Players and Guests

Insect Overlords v. Smiles und Sunshine

  • 66.67% - I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
  • 33.33% - We Germans are not all smiles and sunshine

You might remember me from... v. Steamed Ham

  • 48.78% - Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from...
  • 51.22% - Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.

Boo-urns v. Unpossible

  • 43.9% - I was saying "Boo-urns."
  • 56.1% - Me fail english? That's unpossible!

Full of Chocolate v. Speaks German

  • 47.5% - Don't make me run! I am full of chocolate.
  • 52.5% - No one who speaks German could be an evil man.