46.81% - I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.
53.19% - That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
kinda ran over his dog v. NeverEnding Story
48.59% - "Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Snider He's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Except replace the word kinda with repeatedly, and the word dog with son."
51.11% - Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The NeverEnding Story".
Wearing a belt v. No, money down!
32.56% - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you.
67.44% - No, money down! Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo here either.
All he could eat? v. And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
56.82% - Do these sound like the actions of a man who had "all he could eat?"
43.18% - This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
Round of 32 - Homerisms
S-M-R-T v. Salad
56.41% - I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
43.59% - You don’t win friends with salad.
Takes two to lie v. Never try
15.38% - It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.
84.62% - You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.
Sexy Flanders v. Wearing a towel
46.15% - Stupid sexy Flanders.
53.85% - You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
Cause/solution v. 'you're making a scene'
66.67% - To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
33.33% - For once maybe someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'
Round of 32 - Series Regulars
Coming up Milhouse v. Excellent
48.65% - Everything's coming up Milhouse!
51.35% - Excellent!
Release the hounds v. the "blurst" of times?
59.46% - Smithers, release the hounds
40.54% - It was the best of times, it was the "blurst" of times? You stupid monkey!
It's the children who are wrong v. Dental Plan!
62.16% - Am I so out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong.
37.84% - Dental Plan! (Lisa needs braces)
Hook it to my veins! v. They sing without flungers, cabdablers, and smendlers!
70.27% - Just hook it to my veins!
29.73% - Look at them all, through the darkness I am bringing. They're not sad at all. They're actually singing. They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders. They sing without flungers, cabdabblers, and smendlers!
Round of 32 - Bit Players and Guests
Insect Overlords v. Smiles und Sunshine
66.67% - I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
33.33% - We Germans are not all smiles and sunshine
You might remember me from... v. Steamed Ham
48.78% - Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from...
51.22% - Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.
Boo-urns v. Unpossible
43.9% - I was saying "Boo-urns."
56.1% - Me fail english? That's unpossible!
Full of Chocolate v. Speaks German
47.5% - Don't make me run! I am full of chocolate.
52.5% - No one who speaks German could be an evil man.